KUNG NABABATID LAMANG NILA ni Jayson A. Cruz

Hamputsang buhay ‘to!  Noong Fourth Year hayskul ako madalas kong marinig sa titser ko ang payo niya tungkol sa tamang kuhanin naming kurso. Parati niyang inililitanya na “kung nais daw naming yumaman ay ‘wag education ang kuhanin namin.” Wala daw yumayaman sa pagtuturo. Aaminin ko, noong panahong iyon masyado pa akong ideyal na nilalang. Yung tipong ayos lang ang lahat basta’t nakakakain at nakakapagkape. Yun bang mala-bayani ang dating. Kaya itinuloy ko ang pagkuha ng kursong pagti-titser. “Wala ngang kayamanan pero mayaman naman sa kaibigan”.

Pestengyawa, habang lumalakad ang panahon at habang tumatagal ako sa pagtuturo, ngayon ko nakikita ang realisasyon sa aking ilusyon noon. Naiinggit ako sa ibang mga propesyonal na kapwa ko rin naman nagsunog ng kilay sa pag-aaral. Bakit sila lang ang may karapatang yumaman? Bakit ang mga titser, hindi? Lalo pang tumindi ang nararamdaman ko nang abusuhin ng mga motivational slash inspirational speaker ang kaisipang ito “Nasa langit diumano ang pagpapala sa katulad naming mga guro, wala dito sa lupa”. Wow! Anlakas ng tama ng speaker na ‘to. Gusto kong itanong sa kanya, bakit na-try mo na ba ang buhay sa langit? Ikaw ba ay anghel na binigyan lamang ng misyon ni San Pedro para sabihin sa mga guro ang mabuting balita para sa sangkatitseran?

"Bakit hindi pa ako ang nakapagturo kung nasaan si Napoles? Sana ngayon, instant milyonaryo na ako”.

Sanababits, nilalango tayo ng mga hinayupak na ‘to. Pilit isinisiksik sa atin na

tayong mga guro ay limitado lamang na mangarap para sa pag-unlad ng ating kabuhayan. May katubusan naman daw ang ating mga kaluluwa. Bigla ko tuloy naisip, mabuti pa ang mga katulad ni Napoles dito sa lupa, isang pirma lang ay makapagpapalusot na ng milyon-milyong salapi ng bayan. Kindatan lang ay ayos na, may instant brand new luxury car ka na, isang kalabit-penge lang ay may isang magarang condo ka na sa Makati. Iyan ay magaganap sa isang pirmahan lang ha. Samantalang kami, tayo, na tinaguriang bagong bayani ng bayan ay halos magkandakuba’t magkanda- tuberkulosis na sa kabibitbit ng mabibigat na biswal at kalalanghap ng alikabok ng chalk sa pagtuturo. Hindi nga kaya nakikita ng pamahalaan ang sakripisyo ng mga guro?

Bwakanang buhay ‘to, ang hirap kayang maging titser. Kaya ba ng ibang propesyon ang maghugas ng puwet ng mga bata na hindi naman nila kaano-ano? Tapos, sasabayan pa ng sumbong ng isang bulilit na, “ titser, titser si John po sinaksak po ako ng lapis sa likod, heto po o, nakabaon pa”. Madalas ko ngang maisip, bakit kaya hindi na lang ako sumama doon sa samahan ng mga titser na nag-abroad at kinalimutan na ang kanilang sinumpaang tungkulin bilang mga guro ng bayan. Yun bang ABAKADAGUMANDABUHAYKO (Asosasyon ng mga Bagito, Kare-resign, at Datihang Guro na Maninikluhod sa Dayuhan, Bukas sa lahat ng Hanapbuhay Komita lang ng dolyar) Ito pa, kaya ba ng iba pang nagsunog ng kilay na gumuhit ng napakaraming bituin sa report card ng mga estudyante? Yung nasa likurang bahagi ng report card.

"Kaya ba ng ibang propesyon ang maghugas ng puwet ng mga bata na hindi naman nila kaano-ano?"

Naknamputsa, hindi biro yun ah! Kung may otsentang estudyante ka, ilang daang bituin ang iguguhit mo sa card, unang markahan pa lang iyon. Kapag tinotal mo na, mula una hanggang katapusan, aabutin siguro nang mahigit sa isanlibong bituin ang iluluwal mo, tag-iisa lang iyon ha, dahil may dagdag na bituin para sa masisipag na mga mag-aaral. Ito pa ang maluphet, ang bahaging kailangan mong sulatan ng puna, ang behavior slash attitude at academic performance ng mga estudyante. Mantakin mo iyon, walumpung estudyante ang pag-iisipan mo ng iba’t ibang komento batay sa kanilang naging performance sa loob ng isang markahan. Mabuti sana kung puro totoo ang isusulat mong puna, mas mapapadali. Kaso, hindi puwede. Hindi daw kasi bagay sa isang titser na mag komento kagaya na lang halimbawa ng ganito “Ang kapal ng mukha mo, hindi ka pumasok ng buong markahan tapos kukunin mo ngayon ang card mo!” O kaya naman ito “ Try mo kayang maligo o kaya mag-brush, amoy hampok ka na eh”. Mas maganda ‘to, “Anlandi mo naman neng, ampula parati ng labi mo, try mo kayang mag-Japan.” O kaya, ito, “lakas ng tama mo bata, sige shabu pa, tsongke pa”. Nakakabwiset di ba? Tinuturuan kang magsinungaling kung ano ang tunay mong nararamdaman. As in, ginagawa kang ROBOT. Kaya dapat ganito parati ang puna mo. “Sikaping mapataas pa ang mga marka”, “pag-ibayuhin pa ang sikap at tiyaga sa pag-aaral”, “Ipagpatuloy ang magandang nasimulan”, at ang pinakagustong isulat na puna ng lahat ng mga titser tuwing Ikaapat na Markahan, ang “Binabati Kita!”

Diablong buwang hane? Ngayon, ito pa ang pinakamasaklap na

kalagayan  ng mga guro sa kasalukuyan na sa tingin ko’y walang makagagawang pantayan ng kahit na alinmang propesyon sa buong mundo. Ang murahin ka sa harap ng estudyante mo sa harap ng klase. Ooops, tandaan ROBOT ka at hindi dapat na magalit. Kung may pampiyansa ka, puwede mong sampalin ang bata para ipaalaala sa kaniyang mali siya at hindi tamang minumura niya ang kahit na sino lalo na ang titser n’ya. Pero kung baon ka pa sa Manila Teachers, City State, at sa iba pang Palit ATM Loaning Individual, wala kang karapatang manampal. Hindi mo rin dapat balikan ng mura o kahit pandilatan man lang ng mata ang bata dahil baka maasunto ka pa, mas lalong malaking problema. Kaya ang dapat mong  gawin pagkatapos kang murahin ng estudyante mo ay ganito: “Okay class, tapos na niya akong murahin, balik tayo sa ating talakayan.”

Marianong Garapon, hindi ko alam kung saan aabot at hahangga ang aking pasensiya slash pang-unawa sa kasalukuyang kalagayan naming mga guro dito sa Pilipinas. Mukhang talagang naabuso kami ng kaisipang “Bokasyon ang iyong napili at hindi Propesyon”. Sana dumating ang panahon na mapansin naman kami ng pamahalaang ito lalo na ng lipunan. Hindi lamang tuwing may eleksyon,o kaya’y kapag Teachers Day. Hay buhay! Kailan kaya darating ang panahon na hindi lamang ang mga ARTISTA, NEGOSYANTE’T POLITIKO ang maaaring yumaman kundi pati TITSER din?

Agosto 29, 2013

MPNAG, Mandaluyong

FILM REVIEW: EKSTRA starring MS. VILMA SANTOS

Vilma Santos

EKSTRA AN ACTING COUP MOVIE

Yes it is an acting coup movie. From the the main cast to the subcast to the "talents" or better known as extras or bit player. Vilma Santos played the best in this movie. Not because she is Vilma Santos but because she is the best actor to play this part. The Ekstra.

Vilma Santos played the role single handedly as if effortless, just like a true actor as she is. Come to think of it she is a movie star, a Governor of a Province, Wife of a Senator and a Grand Slam Actress but she acted in this movie as if she is really a trying hard movie bit player.

LOIDA MALABANAN The movie is about the bit player named Loida Malabanan a single mom whos main objective in life is to provide a better future for her daughter. She is a profesional bit player all her life. She appeared in almost all movies and soap operas. She is either part of a crowd, or a double, or deliver lines in all her appearances. The pay is minimal. She gets P500 for being part of a crowd, P1000 for playing double, and P2000 for bit play with lines. She loves her job. She loves being a bit player. She is very professional. She is very diligent in bringing her own costumes on the set always ready for any role the director demands from her. 

THE SUPPORT CAST

Although Loida loves her job so dearly, it seems, the job does not love a bit player like her. Her job is to please a lot of people in the set. There is the Talent Coordinator, Ruby (played by Ruby Ruiz), who is at the mercy of the Assistant director Vincent (played by Vincent de

Marlon Rivera, Vincent de Jesus, Tart Carlos and Ruby Ruiz

Jesus) and the foul mouthed, ever hot headed, director from hell, Direk (played by Marlon Rivera who is a real director by the way in "Babae sa Septic Tank") .These three characters including Trina the Executive Producer of the soap are always getting into each others nerves. Blaming and bickering who did what, and who is suppose to do or not suppose to do what in the movie. Of course these bickering and blaming has to have a fallguy or girl...yes the bit players are always to blame for all their mistakes. So they are all putting all their anger to the innocent bit players or ekstras. Vincent, Marlon and Ruby played a major role in the movie for the acting prowess of Vilma to come out. I really love all their characters. But despite of this negativity around Loida in the set of the Soap "Una Kang Naging Akin" she have a friend to go to and pour out her problems and woe she is Venus (played by Tart Carlos). Venus was the only positive side of the movie for Loida because she is the best friend of Vilma here.

"Tao ba tayo dito? Props lang tayo 'no?" - Venus, Ekstra.

THE AUDITION SCENE

Loida and Venus auditioning for the maid role

So my favorite scenes in the movie are the time when Vincent the Asst. Director needs a maid in the scene they are making. He talked to the ekstras, and Loida and Venus where chosen from the group. The two have to outdo each other as in a competition to get the plum role. So they both gave their best. Acting out different scenarios of a maid and guess who got the part, Loida of course. Now Loida is now the maid and after all those audition antics all she has to do is hand over a bottle of gin and a glass to the lead actress (played by Marian Rivera). Thats it. The only shot taken of Loida is her back and that ends her role. Then she waits and waits for nothing anymore. Until she was forgotten.

THE DOUBLE

Vilma Santos acting as double for Eula Valdez.

Another favorite scene is when she got the part of a double of Eula Valdez in the torture scene. The scene required a double for Eula Valdez because she walked out of the set tired of waiting for her part to be shot. The director had no choice but to get an ekstra in replacement of Eula. So they got Loida, since the assistant director saw how good Loida is in the maid's role  mini audition. She got the part. The part was tough. She has to be gagged in the mouth and hands tied and wear a sack on her head the whole time of the scene plus being burned on the arm with a lit cigarette by the villain of the soap played by Cherie Gil. Then when the director says cut. Cherie Gil was so apologetic of what she did to Loida and Loida blurted out her favorite showbiz line "Its part of the job".

THE ATTORNEY SCENE

Vilma Santos played an Attorney

And then my most favorite part of all is the scene where Vilma has to play an attorney role. The assistant director was irked of the talent coordinators choice for the attorney role because she speaks english with a bisaya accent. So they have to look for a replacement. Well fortunately the AD liked the looks of Loida and ask to read the script. She did good in reading it and she got the role. Now this a role with speaking lines and the pay is much bigger than just being a crowd or double. So she made an effort to do her best to deliver the part. This is for her daughter, who is taking nursing. Loida's daughter here has been texting her all day about payments in school. This distracted her a bit and put a preasure in her. But she used this to be good in what she will do. Anyway she is doing this for her daughter. She memorized the lines. Internalized her role as an attorney. Now its taping time for the scene.  She is ready. But when the camera starts to roll. All things bad happened. She buckeled her lines and missed her blocking a lot of times. Which caused the scene to be retaked again and again. This made the Director very furious. He could not take the fact that an ekstra like her will cause delays in a very important scene in the soap. So he came rushing out of his airconditioned tent and started shouting at everyone and that includes poor old Loida. She was shouted at, cursed and crucified infront of all the cast and staff. Even infront of her long time idol actress, Amanda (played by Ms. Pilar Pilapil). And her celluloid world started crumbled into pieces infront of her. The job the she loves so much is persecuting her. Thinking: "Is this the job that I fought for all her life?" You can see the look in her eyes during this time that she was humiliated. She was tired.  Her body aches  because they have been on the set since the early morning the day before now its again almost dawn. She can take all the aches and pains. But she cannot take this maltreatment and humiliation from the director. She cannot fight back, remember she is just an ekstra. Then her eyes started to speak volumes, no dialogs, and then tears started to roll from her eyes and that was a heartbreaking moment of the film.

MY LEARNINGS

This movie changed my perspective of my favorite pastime, watching telenovelas / soap operas. This movie has dramatically shown to us how tedious the task of the directors, the assistant directors, the staff , the props man, the art dep. and of course the actors and the 

Ekstra a very good movie.

talents for them to come up with a TV show for us to watch during our rest time during primetime. Its laborious, tedious, imagine going on far flung places just to shoot a couple of sequences then pack-up again to go to the next location. And on top of that are the irregularities that happen on the set like generator sets left behind, catering services delayed, actors being late on the set. And the most unpredictable problem is the weather, is it going to rain or not. You must have a lot of energy and creativity and patience for you to surpass all those challenges. Imagine the toll it will take on your body and your psyche when faced with endless problems like that. I cannot blame if the directors have very thin and sensitive patience. Imagine aside from the problems on the set they have deadline pressures  and "for airing" pressures and the bosses that nags on their backs for budget control, plus the pressure of pleasing the sponsors and the naging ratings game and all that. Our telenovela pastime is their work. Hard, freakin, work. I salute the production team of these teleseryes for doing the hard work for us the televiewers. Thank you.

MY LESSON
But the other side of the coin is this and the lesson that I got after watching this movie. No matter how pressured you are, No matter how hard working you are or how high your position in anything that you are doing, it will not be an excuse for maltreating, maligning, and harassing  equally hard working people below you. It will not solve any problems, worse, it will worsen it. Do not blame your people if they are not working as good as you expect them to be. You have to blame yourself for being disorganized and not guiding them with what you expect the outcome to be. Remember as a leader you have the power. And with power comes the responsibilty to teach your people and not always blame them for your lack of organization and concern for them. 

I will remember this movie everytime I see myself leading people. As a teacher I lead my students in the classroom. I sometimes get irritated and impatient with them when they are not getting the lessons I teach. This movie opened my eyes to be more patient and nurturing to my pupils for them to get to where they want to go. To be educated.

Thank you Vilma Santos for this great learning that I get in this movie. Thank you Jeffrey Jeturian for directing this gem of a movie. Thank you Star Cinema for distributing this movie for us to see it in mainstream theaters.

Pimpin'-mah-photo-baby!!!

PHOTOGRAPHER I AM READY FOR MY CLOSE UP

 

I remember as a kid, well teenage years, I think I have  daydreams and fantasies of being a model. You know, fashion model, print ad model or TV commercial model. The works! I want them all! I wanna be a ramp model before the one that wears fashionable clothes for famous designers like Yves Saint Laurant, Georgio Armani, Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Georges Marciano or Dolce and Gabbana. I dont know why? Maybe because I love clothes, and the glitz and glamour of the fashion world. I wanna be photographed and my pictures be seen on fashion magazines and billboards on fashionable streets of New York, Paris, Milan, Tokyo and of course my country the Philippines.

But time has passed, that dream of mine starts to diminished and totally forgotten as I grew older. 

But who can say I cannot relieve my childhood dreams again. In this day and age I can fulfill my dream of becoming a model in my own effort without waiting for anyone's help. 

So here are my famous photo shoots for designers like Tom Ford, D&G, Ralph Lauren and famous magazines like Esquire, Rolling Stones and Men's Fashion. 

SO ARE YOU READY FOR MY MODELLING CLOSE-UPS?

First stop my billboard layout for Polo Ralph Lauren 

Then my print-ad shoot for Dolce and Gabbana

Then my Tom Ford Eyewear print ad

NOW HERE ARE MY MAGAZINE COVERS 

My face on the cover of Esquire September 2013 Issue

  







Then there's my Rolling Stone Magazine Cover Photo

And of course my cover of Men's Fashion Magazine

Hey I got a movie coming out soon....

RED ON BLACK
Driected by: Quentin Tarantino
By: Tri-Star Pictures and Dreamworks

So who says dreams don't come true. 

One thing I realized in this fantasy is that I can be a, not a model, but a good layout artist. I can do fantastic layouts. Ass kickin layouts that look like the real thing.

I hope you enjoyed this little fantasy tour of mine.

Vilma Santos from Being a Queen To an Ekstra

VILMA SANTOS FROM BEING A QUEEN TO AN EKSTRA

Who doesn't know Miss Vilma Santos in this day and age? Well if you are living in the mountains as hermit or in a cave as a tiger, probably you don't know her. But I think I am confident a lot of people know who Vilma Santos is. Many titles have been tagged to her name. Theres the "Box-Office Queen", "The Star For All Seasons". "The Good Governor of Lipa City", The Wife of a Senator", "The Mother of Luis Manzano" whom she joyfully called as "Lucky" during the Vilma Show days.

But for me as a pure Vilmanian, yes I am proud to be a Vilmanian at heart (but I still love Nora Aunor before she joined TV5 "ew"), I know her as a great actress. I know her as an actress that acts from the heart. She takes every role given to her seriously. And she doesn't make movies just for the money. She only choose movie projects that will challenge her acting prowess. That,  alone, makes her the star that we all know today. 

As far as I can remember during the 70s I was in elementary then, her movie Darna, was the in-thing back then. I never knew Darna until Vilma Santos played it in the movies. Because of Vilma the name Darna became famous. And many young actresses today wants to be Darna! Well going back in the 70's as I have said I was in elementarty then and Darna was to be first shown on TV. We were so excited then, even with our black and white TV,  to watch it because we were not able to watch it in theaters. And when it was shown, we were like open mouthes and wide eyes with its special effects and scary villains like medusa and the giant monsters.

"She takes every role given to her seriously. And she doesn't make movies just for the money."

Since then a lot of kids emulated her Darna role and even catapulted the Darna as the ultimate Pinoy Superhero! Even outclassed Superman and Wonder Woman who were very popular at that time.

Then came Burlesk Queen. her image from superhero to bold star evolved. A lot of people disliked this sudden change. Their perspective of her drastically changed too. they cannot accept the fact that the superhero has now matured. Kids did not watched her anymore. As I've matured also, I watched these mature Vilma Santos movies and my admiration of her did not change. I've admired her even more. This is the time that my respect for her as an actress became more intense. I still loved her as an actor.

And zoom in to the present day and age. Vilma Santos has evolved to a totally different person and actor. She is not afraid anymore to tackle risky roles. Just recently she played the mother of a gay son in "In My life" with real son Luis Manzano. And just last year a horror flick in "The Healing", a blockbuster movie. And my most favorite movie she did recently is "Anak". Man, is she so good in that movie. and of course the highly acclaimed "Bata,Bata, Paano ka Ginawa" she is also good there.

The following film clip will give you a sample of how good an actress is Vilma Santos. This is a clip from the Movie "Anak" (The Child). This movie was shown in 2000 and directed by Rory Quintos under Star Cinema. This is a story of a struggling mother who has to work abroad as a domestic helper/nanny just to provide food for her family. And later discovered that her efforts were not appreciated by her family back home. In this clip Vilma Santos as Josie confronted her daughter Carla (Claudine Barreto) for being such an inconsiderate daughter. This clip always make me cry everytime I watch it. Please watch.

Then Zoom-in 2013...she has this totally exciting new movie to be shown on August 14, 2013. Its an Indipendent Film, entitled "EKSTRA". She played a lot of wonderful roles in the past where in she is the star. Now she will experience how to be an Ekstra or a bit player.

This is a masterpiece film of Jeffrey Jeturian A famous movie maker under Quantum Films. This film is originally an Indie Film. But Star Cinema envisioned it to be a blockbuster so they decided to distribute it NATIONWIDE! Just because it is just frickin VILMA SANTOS for crying out loud! In this movie Vilma plays the extra. You know those people who act behind the big stars. usually they act as the double of big stars being slapped and kicked or fed to crocodiles in exchange of the stars of the movie. This movie will try to show how it is not easy being an ekstra. And how they are underpaid and unnoticed with their efforts.

I salute Vilma Santos for taking this unique role. I believe she has not done such role in the past nor any other actors yet to date. She was the first. And because of this her star as the star for all season will even shine brighter than ever before.

Star Cinema thank you also for distributing this gem of a movie nationwide in celebration of your 20th year as a filmaker. Please keep on doing this. Making good quality indi movie flow into the movie mainstream. You are truly helping the movie industry prosper again and make producers of quality movies be confident in making movies again

I will definitely watch this movie. On Saturday its a date! See YOU at the movies!!!!

Say Goodbye to Neck Pains and Back Pains

 

 

SAY GOODBYE TO NECK PAINS AND BACK PAINS

HELLO BLOGGERS  and TECHYS out there spending at least 2 to 3 hours on the computer. I have 2 questions for you. 1. Do you experience neck pains and back pains after spending some time typing on your computer? And. 2. Do you have unused encyclopedias on your library shelf that is just gaining dusts because of years of unuse? Well if you answered yes to both questions. Then it is high time you use these encylopedias into good use to get rid of tiring back and neck pains. 

Yes encyclopedias are fast becoming an endangered species now a days because kids today do not use them any more for research. They go the easy way now they go to Mr. Google for information. Not unlike in our times in the pre-google era where we rely too much on actual libraries and books to look for information. Now encyclopedias are not very popular anymore, so they are left dusting on the shelves of homes and libraries.

How can you put these prehistoric encyclopedias into good use...well search no more. As a teacher, I have experienced a lot of back pains and neck pains so many times whenever I am using the computer in typing test papers for exams. Which leaves me exhausted and irritated after only a few hours of typing. Until a cousin of mine, Marissa Montero Osmena, suggested to lift the computer screen higher to eye level. I said hey "why not!". But how can I increase the screen to a higher level? Should I get a higher computer table? Or should I get a lower seat? that's ridiculous! so I thought of putting stack of books under the screen to making it higher. And "BOOM" encyclopedias are the best candidate for that purpose. (see photo)

Now I can type much easier...no more back pains and neck pains. Just pure pleasure and fun. I don't feel exhausted anymore. PLUS: I even put my old encyclopedias into good use. Great idea hah? Try it!!!!

In the next photo as you can see I used 6 encyclopedias. because I am almost 6 feet tall. You can use lesser...depending on your eye level. I think 6 books is the highest. if you go higher than that the screen will be in danger of falling. So enjoy typing with no pain!

Of course you can only use this tip on flatscreen LCD. The big CRT oldschool computer screen is not applicable for this tip. If you find this tip useful. Use it. Please comment. I would appreciate it.